TERms of service (t.o.s.)

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Big Fred Smut Collection in its entirety is a art.

Big Fred is a fine artist with a proclivity for the lascivious and improper.

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Please note that by visiting and/or subscribing to "Big Fred's Smut Collection" (BFSC) you are agreeing to the BFSC TOS:

TERMS OF SERVICE (TOS)

YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SERVICE. YOU MAY NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS ON BEHALF OF ANY OTHER PERSONS OR ENTITIES.

BFSC WILL KEEP YOUR INFO PRIVATE TO THE BEST OF THEIR ABILITY. YOU WILL NOT DISTRIBUTE, PUBLICLY SHOW, OR PROFIT IN ANY WAY BY USING BFSC CONTENT. YOU DO NOT OWN THIS CONTENT. IT IS JUST SHARED WITH YOU. 

BFSC USES MADE UP  OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND NOTHING IS INTENDED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. ANY LIFE LIKE REPRESENTATIONS ARE PURE COINCIDENCE. 

YOU AGREE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM BFSC IF YOU FIND THE SUBSCRIPTION TO BE TOO OFFENSIVE TO ENDURE. BFSC CAN NEVER BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY REACTIONS OR CONSEQUENCES OF THE BFSC CONTENT. BIG FRED'S SMUT COLLECTION ISN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. YOUR PARTICIPATION IS AT YOUR OWN RISK. WE DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING REGARDING THIS.
ALL CONTENT IS CREATED TO BETTER THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE AND TO HELP US RECEIVE THE LESSONS ART GIVES US. BFSC COMES FROM A PERSPECTIVE THAT IS ALL INCLUSIVE AND EQUAL. FROM THIS PLACE WE ARE ABLE TO MOCK AND MAKE FUN OF ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, YOU MUST NEVER SUBSCRIBE TO THIS. AND IF YOU DO, YOU MUST UNSUBSCRIBE. BFSC IS ABOUT FUN FUN FUN AND JOKES JOKES JOKES. THIS LIFE IS HARD ENOUGH AS IT IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE HUMOR AWAY FROM THE EQUATION. WE ALL HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN WE THINK.

BFSC RETAINS ALL RIGHTS TO ANY CONTENT THEY SHARE. THIS INCLUDES BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO "DIQ FONT." WHEN YOU SUBSCRIBE TO THE TIER THAT ALLOWS ACCESS TO THIS DIQ FONT THAT ALLOWS YOU ACCESS TO TYPE WITH IT FOR AS LONG AS YOUR SUBSCRIPTION LASTS. YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF ANY CONTENT, INCLUDING DIQ FONT. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO LICENSE ANY OF THE CONTENT, INCLUDING DIQ FONT, YOU MAY INQUIRE ABOUT THAT BY CONTACTING BIGFREDSMUTCOLLECTION@GMAIL.COM. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD WORK OUT AN AGREEMENT THAT WOULD ALLOW FOR YOU TO USE DIQ FONT IN YOUR OPENING AND CLOSING CREDITS OF YOUR MOVIE. LET'S TALK. BUT FOR NOW, THERE IS NO SUCH AGREEMENT. DIQ FONT BELONGS TO BFSC AND NOT TO YOU. WHILE YOUR SUBSCRIPTION GOES ON, YOU ARE DEFINITELY ALLOWED TO TYPE WITH IT, PRINT IT, SHARE THE RESULTS. FOR EXAMPLE, AT CHRISTMAS TIME, OR PERHAPS FOR SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY...YOU CAN TYPE OUT A PHRASE IN DIQ FONT...A QUOTE, A POEM, OR PERHAPS JUST A FIRST AND LAST NAME...THEN YOU CAN GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE AND GET A FRAME. BOOM, THERE YA GO. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD PRESENT. SEE? THESE ARE THE TYPES OF THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ACCESS TO DIQ FONT. I RECOMMEND DIQ FONT, AS DO LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE. SOME TESTIMONIALS INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING QUOTES:

"DIQ FONT CHANGED MY LIFE. IT SAVED MY MARRIAGE, AND BROUGHT BACK MY SENSE OF JOY THAT I LOST SO MANY YEARS AGO."

"IDK IF YOU KNEW THIS BUT JAPANESE SPIES BROUGHT IT (DIQ FONT) OVER ON A BOAT COMING FROM RUSSIA...IT'S ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS THAT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY WAS INTERRUPTED."

"DIQ FONT PUT MY THERAPIST OUT OF BUSINESS. I JUST TYPE OUT ALL OF MY FEELINGS INSTEAD OF PAYING THAT CRIMINAL A DIME. AND, UNLIKE THERAPY, IT ACTUALLY HELPS."

OK BACK TO THE TOS. BFSC IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. THAT BEING SAID, IF YOU HAVE A SERIOUS CONCERN, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO REACH OUT! WE LOVE FEEDBACK AND ARE ALWAYS STRIVING TO BE BETTER AND BETTER. IT IS NOT OUR AIM TO OFFEND...IT IS JUST NOT A FEAR FOR US, SO SOMETIMES WE CROSS A LINE- BUT THE THING ABOUT CREATIVITY...TRUE CREATIVITY...IS THAT YOU CANNOT BE AFRAID TO SAY OR DO THE WRONG THING. AND YEAH THAT IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. WE HAVE TO ALLOW OURSELVES TO MAKE MISTAKES. AND I AM GOING TO MAKE MISTAKES. AND I AM WILLING TO LISTEN TO REASON AND I AM WILLING TO APOLOGIZE IF I SEE THE LIGHT BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME IS CREATIVITY. AND FEAR OF SAYING THE WRONG THING AND CREATIVITY DO NOT COHABITATE.

OUR TOS EVOLVES A LOT. WE ARE ALWAYS STRIVING TO BE BETTER AND ALSO TO PROTECT OURSELVES. WE CAN CHANGE THE RULES MID GAME. THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ONES CREATING THE RULES...BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE RIGHT TO UNSUBSCRIBE OR TO NEVER SUBSCRIBE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 

BFSC MIGHT USE ADVERTISING IF THEY COULD GET ANYONE TO ADMIT PUBLICLY THAT THEY WERE AFFILIATED. BUT UNTIL THAT DAY, THERE WILL BE FAKE ADS. 

BFSC WILL PROBS EMAIL YOU. JUST LET US KNOW IF YOU WANT US TO STOP EMAILING YOU AND WE WILL STOP :)

THE SERVICES HERE...THE ONES THAT WE ARE DISCUSSING...THEY ARE ALLLLLLLLLL PROTECTED BY TRADEMARK AND COPYRIGHT. IF YOU HAVE ANY BRILLIANT IDEAS FOR OUT BIZ, AND YOU DECIDE TO SHARE THOSE BRILLIANT IDEAS, AND WE DECIDE TO IMPLEMENT THAT BRILLIANT IDEA...WE HAVE ZERO OBLIGATION TO YOU. LET THAT BE A DETERRENT TO GIVING US UNSOLICITED ADVICE :)

BASICALLY IF YOU NEED ME TO SUMMARIZE THIS TOS IT'S THAT YOU AREN'T ABLE TO SUE US FOR ANYTHING. IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE A PART OF THESE SERVICES, IT'S TO BE DONE SO AT COMPLETELY 100% YOUR OWN RISK. SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF THE BIG FRED SMUT COLLECTION SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE!